2010 A Retrospectus...

Before I get to far lets deal with your biggest Christmas fear... not knowing what to get me, the man who has everything. Well in the spirit of Christmas here are some guidelines to ask yourself while Christmas shopping for yours truly.

Is it awesome? If yes than buy it.

Will this help Ryan cover up his nerditude? If yes go directly to check out.

Will this help Ryan proudly display his nerditude? If yes you have a winner.

Is this AVATAR? If Yes place back on shelf and wash your hands before you next see me... then never speak of it again

If you are still confused here is my list.

1. Call of duty Black ops
2.Halo reach
3.Season 1 of community
4.A time machine
5.Anything about zombies
6.A freeze ray..(tell your friends)
7.A Hat
8.Some kind of vest
9.i tunes gift card
10.Anything that says "awesome"

Good Luck I am sure that you will do fine.

2010 a retrospectus;

Well my beloved sojourners, 2010 was a truly amazing year. I was able to cross a few items off my list. I met new friends and reunited with old friends, sang in public, shaved my head, lost a dodgeball tournamnet, got a gun, had a food fight and somehow managed to fool Danyell into staying my wife for another year..sucker!

I want to thank all my friends who were helped my cross off items from my list... I also want to publicly shame all my "friends" that were too cowardly to go skydiving..for shame!

The Year 2010 was a pretty epic year. Here is my list of the top 10 awesomest things of 2010.

10.The dodgeball tournament I was in...actually that sucked because we came in last place :(
9.Getting a new TV
8.The Halloween Party
7.The Expendables.
6.Danyells big 30 party
5.Left 4 dead 2
4.Halo Reach
3.Reagan's first trip to New York
2.Eating New York pizza everyday for a week
1.Skydiving

2010 did have some lows...
My own brother publicly admitted that he doesn't like laser tag...wtf Kyle? I don't know how we are even related. Maybe you are just jealous of my mad laser tag skills...yeah I bet that's it. Besides the laser tag incident, I don't think 2010 had a single unawesome moment.

I want to thank all my friends for putting up with me for so long. All of the awesome stuff I had done this year would have been totally lame with out my dearly beloved reprobate friends who can turn even the most mundane activities into death defying experiences of varying legality.

So as we say goodbye to 2010 here is wishing you all a great 2011...May your days be filled with laughter and your nights filled with Halo Reach.


Your Guide for Life,
-Ryan

P.S. Stay tuned for my news years resolutions...spoiler alert...they are awesome.