Hello Fellow Adventurers,
Sorry for the delay in posting but when my beautiful wife set up this blog she didn’t write down the password and used an email address that doesn’t exist so it is not very easy to log in to this blog.
But out of sheer force of awesomeness, I managed to get into the blog to provide you with a brief update.
Awesome, took two pretty severe blows early in 2010 when both Jeremy Webb and Michael Lameoureux, abandoned me for awesomer pastures. While I wish them luck, I hope they know that their betrayal will be punished.... and I will have my sweet, sweet vengance. (Bwa ha ha ha)
While the loss of two of my comrades in awesomesness is definitely a set back and has certainly decreased my chances for numerous halo nights, I still think 2010 can be mind blowingly awesome.
"How"? you ask.
Here are some things I am planning for 2010.
1. Some kind of American Idol type competition to fill Mike and Jers, vacancies.
2. Food fight.
3. Water fight.
4. A food and water fight
5. Climbing Mt. Timpanogos
6. Possibly hitting a golf ball off of the aforementioned Mountain
7. Singing Karaoke in public
8. Getting my soda fountain operational
not to mention finally crossing off some more items from my list.
As we part, here are some awesome things that have happened since we last spoke.
1. Got an X-box 360 elite and ODST
2. Got a dart board
3. Put a picture of Jer on the dart board.
4. Got a blu-ray player
5. Watched seasons 1-4 of lost on Blu-ray
6. Done like infinity of donuts in parking lots during snow storms.
7. Taught Reagan to say “Weeeee” when doing donuts.
8. Finally ate at P.F. Changs. (So, I haven’t done it before you wanna fight about it)
9. Taught Reagan to say awesome.
10. Went night boarding
11. Totally wrecked myself while snow boarding.
12. Got Reagan addicted to The Simpsons.
13. Learned that even though I haven’t played it for a long time, I am still awesomely unstoppable at Mario Kart
14. Sneak attacked Danyell (how my brother and I spell Danielle) with a water gun, for back talking me = )
Well I hope that you all made a resolution to make 2010 the awesomest year ever, because it is going to be…wait for it….. LEDGENDARY!!!
Awesomely yours
Your Guide for life,
-Ryan
P.S. Here is a free awesome tip
If you want to know if you are telling an awesome story, ask yourself does it end with me saying "then I drove off without anyone seeing my license plate." If it does you are telling an awesome story.
